"I have a job for you, Draculina. It's a challenge for an average person, but we know you're way more than average." Disturbed Dan rolled his cigar over in his flabby lips. His hairy arms rested on his cluttered desk in the basement of an old skyscraper.
Draculina ran her tongue over her sharp teeth and moved her glazed stare to Dan's face. "I'm listening," she hissed.
"I know you like a challenge. You're not one to give in to complacency, so I've got something new for you. If you succeed, you'll be rich. I'm talking buy-your-own-palace rich." Dan held his spit-soaked cigar between his fingers and waved it for emphasis as he spoke. "But, if you fail, you'll open me and yourself up for a big scandal and lots of prison time."
Draculina didn't look bothered by the threat of jail time. Jail time wasn't new to her. "So, what is this job? You ever gonna tell me or you gonna keep setting the mood. Apparently, I have a palace to shop for."
"I'm glad you're so confident, but you better be careful. You don't want to start a feud with me."
"Have I ever let you down before?" Draculina tapped her foot impatiently.
"No, and that's why I'm gonna make you this offer. I know I can count on you to get the job done." Disturbed Dan cleared his throat. "I got a request from one of my loyal customers who needs a service and is willing to pay dearly for it. You know my philosophy is to do whatever it takes to keep loyal customers happy."
"Not to mention earn huge amounts of money," Draculina added. "If I'm making enough to buy a palace, you must be making enough to buy a small country."
"He, he," Dan chuckled and his double chin jiggled. "You know me pretty well, don't you?"
"So what service does this customer need?"
"He needs a new kidney for his dying kid. The donor list is too long. The kid will die before a kidney is available for him, so he wants us to get him one."
Draculina squinted at him suspiciously, "For real?"
"I wouldn't waste my time for a joke." Dan was annoyed at being questioned. "Do you want the job or not?"
"Does it have to be kid-sized or can I grab any kidney?" Draculina stood up and reached for the door handle.
"Do I look like a doctor?" Disturbed Dan got up and picked something up off the floor. "Here, take this to put it in." He held out what looked like a small cooler.
"Fine," Draculina took the cooler. "I'll just grab a few different ones and they can use what they want."
"I don't need the details, just the goods," Dan returned to his desk.
"You gonna be here in the morning?" Draculina stood with the door open, eager to get to work.
"I'll be here around 10 tomorrow morning," Dan looked up at her, "you think you'll have the goods that fast?"
"No problem." Draculina flipped her long black hair over her shoulder. "Go crawl into bed and I'll have a good collection in the morning." As she closed the door Dan yelled, "Don't forget to put some ice in the cooler!"
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